One-Liners

Posted by Ben Harris

These are a few of my favourite One-Liners !

Wear short sleeves, support the right to bare arms
Police Station toilet stolen….Cops have nothing to go on
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already
Jesus loves you! but everyone else thinks you’re an arsehole
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Karaoke is Japanese for “Tone Deaf”
Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events
I bet you I could stop gambling
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.

Random eh

Ben