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Im afraid that this section is going to be a little bare, so I'll just add some cool one-liners that I like to spice it up a bit!

Cheers,

Ben Harris

One-Liners

These are a few of my favourite One-Liners!

• Wear short sleeves, support the right to bare arms
• Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on
• If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already
• Jesus loves you! but everyone else thinks you're an arsehole
• When blondes have more fun do they know it?
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
• Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
• Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
• Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events
• I bet you I could stop gambling
• Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery
• I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.